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Tony Funderburk Posted on March 29, 2023 by TonyMarch 29, 2023
My fair share is over there

Oh yeah. You better believe I’m gettin’ my fair share. And I don’t care how many rich people have to ante up till I get it. Because I’m an American. And I want my piece of the American dream. I … Read the rest

Posted in current events, government crimes, Rhymes, Tony Funderburk | Tagged delusional thinking, democracy, my fair share, socialism | Leave a reply
Tony Funderburk Posted on March 28, 2023 by TonyMarch 28, 2023
Deformed heart was the state of the art

I remember when, back in 1998, a renowned neurosurgeon told Elgielene and me to “get your affairs in order.” Have you ever been told that? It’s like somebody just dropped a heavy, dark blanket over your head. And I’ll get … Read the rest

Posted in Jeremiah, Rhymes, Tony Funderburk | Tagged a deformed heart, beating heart, heartbeat | Leave a reply
Tony Funderburk Posted on March 27, 2023 by TonyMarch 27, 2023
Whispers in the wind or separate a friend

Why would somebody use the phrase, “whispers in the wind?” I’d say it’s usually to illustrate futility or loss. And I’d also say, it’s an ideal way to get that point across. Whispers in the wind have no chance of … Read the rest

Posted in Proverbs, Rhymes, Tony Funderburk | Tagged lies, tell a friend, whispers in the wind | Leave a reply
Tony Funderburk Posted on March 23, 2023 by TonyMarch 23, 2023
What others have said shouldn't live in your head

Probably most everybody has been affected by this at least once. I have. And I’m talkin’ about what others have said about you. And how you’ve been negatively affected by it. I’m grateful, to my Dad, for giving me some … Read the rest

Posted in current events, Rhymes, road stories, Tony Funderburk | Tagged gossip mill, healthy brain, make fun, nerds | Leave a reply
Tony Funderburk Posted on March 22, 2023 by TonyMarch 22, 2023
Whirled peas and birds and bees

If I’m elected, I’ll do my best to restore whirled peas. And bring hominy to every household. Because, c’mon people. Can’t we all just get along? After all, we’re one race. So, that’s a great starting point. And speaking of … Read the rest

Posted in creation science, right and wrong, Tony Funderburk, Words and Music | Tagged creation science, the right thing, world peace | Leave a reply
Tony Funderburk Posted on March 21, 2023 by TonyMarch 21, 2023
Important dates. Do not tempt the fates.

Here’s sort of a definition for the expression “to tempt the fates.” To do something you know to be dangerous, or probably be dangerous. Patrice thought driving that old car would tempt the fates; it was sure to break down. Yeah, … Read the rest

Posted in Tony Funderburk | Tagged important dates, most important choice, you can choose | Leave a reply
Tony Funderburk Posted on March 19, 2023 by TonyMarch 19, 2023
More to life than a butter knife

There’s more to life than stuff. OK. There. I said it. And I defy you (or anyone) to prove me wrong. Because you can’t. Yeah, there’s more to life than fixins. Fixins are just a Southern way of sayin’ stuff. … Read the rest

Posted in Tony Funderburk, Truth Bombs, Words and Music | Tagged more to life, things of this world | Leave a reply
Tony Funderburk Posted on March 18, 2023 by TonyMarch 18, 2023
Things got worse. Is it just a curse?

In 1992 I wrote a song called “Say Yeah!”. It’s about how the United States (and the rest of the world) was headed toward self-destruction. And in the 31 years since, things got worse. Not better. And I’ll quote myself from … Read the rest

Posted in current events, Tony Funderburk, Words and Music | Tagged stand up and say enough, things got worse, worst circumstances | Leave a reply
Tony Funderburk Posted on March 17, 2023 by TonyMarch 17, 2023
Irish luck might not be true, but I wish luck for you.

It’s March 17, 2023 as I write this. So, here’s an Irish toast for ya. “May your day be touched by a bit of Irish luck, brightened by a song in your heart and warmed by the smiles of the … Read the rest

Posted in current events, Rhymes, Tony Funderburk, Words and Music | Tagged Irish luck, lucky, rhymes, Tony Funderburk | Leave a reply
Tony Funderburk Posted on March 16, 2023 by TonyMarch 16, 2023
Poetry for inspiration and a little revelation

Obviously it’s no secret that I’m a poet. After all, I’ve claimed the title of #1 Rhyme and Reason Voiceover – Author – Poet – Podcaster – Singer/Songwriter – Voiceover Talent in the world. So, I must not be trying … Read the rest

Posted in Rhymes, Tony Funderburk | Tagged poet, poetry for inspiration, sonnet poetry, Tony Funderburk | Leave a reply

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