Even Linda Ronstadt knew that you are no good. She’s saying it about you years and years ago. So, I know it. And Linda knows it. But do you? Oh wait. Ms. Ronstadt actually sang “You’re No Good.” And I just did a quick online check, and apparently she didn’t sing that song to let you know you are no good. I guess it … The rest of the story…
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The only reason I’m writing about the color of music notes, today, is because I feel like it. There’s no hidden message. Well, except for the one hidden in plain sight. And I’m not trying to get you to do, say, or be anything special. Nope. It’s just because. Because I know you enjoy things hidden in plain sight. So, there’s no agenda going … The rest of the story…
Let’s say you’re gonna write a book about what subject where you might be considered an expert. Or maybe you’re going to paint a work of art in a medium where everyone considers you the number one artist. In other words, you’ve got a project that you want to make as awesome as it can be. And you’ve got six days to get it … The rest of the story…
Hide your kids. Or at least cover their ears. Unless you’re willing to let them be exposed to my brain manipulation technique. I’m able to activate their different brain lobes all at the same time. And even the. motor center of the brain. They simply cannot resist. And there’s nothing they can do about it. (muah ha ha ha ha ha!) I bet you … The rest of the story…
Sometimes you can trust your gut feeling. And sometimes it’s the last thing you should trust. But, of course, I’m not talking about your actual gut. And you probably already knew that. A gut feeling ain’t a matter of what’s in your belly. I think just about anybody who’s been around more than a couple of decades knows a gut feeling is just another … The rest of the story…
We’re all alone in the dark universe. When you read that, does it bring on anxiety, depression, and a deep, drowning sense of dread? Yeah, me neither. I’ve never felt that way a day in my life. Because I have a secret weapon. I bet you do too. And I know how special our little, blue planet is. Sure, we’re alone in the dark … The rest of the story…
A few years ago, Denzel Washington made a movie called The Equalizer. And then he made two more for the typical Hollywood trilogy. And apparently that was supposed to be it. But when movies make money, and the last installment in the series apparently made very good money, trilogy schmilogy. Number three won’t be the final equalizer. And according to an article, I just … The rest of the story…
It’s been a while since I did this. But about half an hour ago, I challenged myself to make up a rhyme out of thin air. No muse or other silly little inspirational fairy dropped by. I just make a decision, every once in a while, to fire up a skill I’ve worked most of my life to get good at. Lately I have … The rest of the story…
Elgielene is in the kitchen, making some very wonderfully aromatic foods for us to enjoy for lunch in a couple of hours. And she loves to listen to music on a particular channel on Pandora while she works. Right now I can hear in the background one of my favorite Elton John songs. Mona Lisas and Mad Hatters. And if you’ve never really paid … The rest of the story…
God created angels and butterflies. Not at the same time, mind you. And both of those creations were given the ability to fly. But, beyond that, they don’t have a lot in common. In fact, they’re just about as opposite as you can get. Because angels are powerful warriors. And butterflies are delicate insects. Did you know there are 750 species of butterflies in … The rest of the story…