Ape man. That’s a mutually exclusive oxymoron. You can find a man. You can find an ape. But you go ape and never find an ape man. Because there never were any. And there never will be any. And that claim makes a lot of people go ape. But it ain’t just my knucklehead opinion. It’s a claim backed by over a hundred years … The rest of the story…
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Probably. Because people are so easily offended these day. And they’re so quick to anger. And so slow to wisdom. But guess what? That’s not new. You might believe you’re part of the cream of the cause du jour. But you’re only doing what human beings have done for thousands of years. Rebelling against God. And I know the “cool peeps” aren’t gonna listen … The rest of the story…
This is the day of the week known in some circles as hump day. So you know what that means. Yeah, Wednesday greetings from your favorite rhyme writer and Bible thumper. But Wednesday greetings are just the tip of the iceberg. Because, if you’ve followed along for any time at all, you know I’m gonna talk about something important to your eternal happiness. Or … The rest of the story…



