↓
 
  • Tony Funderburk
  • Books
  • Daily Devotional
    • Wisdom Wednesday
    • Thankful Thursday
  • Rhymes For Kids
  • Rhyme and Reason Podcast
  • Songs

Tony Funderburk

Your Life Has Rhyme And Reason Because God Made You

Tony Funderburk's Rhyme and Reason Studio

Category Archives: road stories

Post navigation

← Previous Post
Tony Funderburk Posted on April 3, 2026 by TonyApril 4, 2026
They say what they say, and I did too one day

People with an attitude are gonna say what they say. And everybody cops an attitude once in a while. Right?

Even us (formerly) long-haired, peacenik, hippy songwriters. (as if)

Anyway…

Way back in 1988 I wrote down some thoughts down based on a personal conflict. And, I just let the words take me where they would. And they took me to piano to write a song I called – Impress Me. I’m sharing the lyrics to the song here on the blog today. If you’d like to hear an old recording of it, subscribe to The Power of God‘s Love podcast. And you’ll have to scroll way back to episode 145 to hear the old version I recorded in a motel room when I was on the road full-time back in the 80s. Here are the lyrics:

Impress Me

They say you’ve got diamonds in your eyes.
They say that your hair is spun from silk.
Well I never cared too much for jewelry
And I never liked honey with my milk.

They say you out-smile the Mona Lisa.
They say you can soothe the savage beast.
Well the Mona Lisa barely curled her lips up
And I’ve seen a lion tamed with just a feast.

So c’mon and impress me..let me see what you’ve got.
Is it true what they say? Can you show me today?
Can you give it a shot?
C’mon and impress me..let me see what you can do.
If you give me a look that you got from a book,
Then I won’t even know you.

They say that you’ve turned a million heads.
They say that your feet don’t touch the ground.
Well lots of women get those double-takes
And it’s hard to feel someone who floats around

repeat chorus

It’s not that I’m so hard to please.
I’ve had my share of victories.
But now I want to hold some flesh and blood.
If my little dam should break, well I don’t think
That I could take the flood.

repeat chorus…inst…repeat chorus twice to end   © 1988 TF

Now, I know you’re impressed. Who wouldn’t be? Because these lyrics should give you the right attitude to give back to any naysayers you have in this life. And you will have them when you take a stand on important issues. To get more inspiration and encouragement like this, your next step is to…

Get Tony’s Rhyme and Reason Daily Devotionaldelivered to your inbox for free.

I share it with believers who want to focus on the power of God’s love and rightly divide the word of truth. Spend your time reading, listening, and watching good stuff based on the power of God’s love instead of looking for it. And, to show my sincere appreciation for your time and attention, I’ll send you download links to music and The Very First 6 Days (a rhyming book for kids about the creation week) right away. Kids from 3 to 103 can enjoy these fun goodies. Just add your email to the form and let’s connect right away.

Stay tuned,

Tony Funderburk signature logo

Posted in Funderbolts, music history, road stories, singer songwriter, Tony Funderburk, Words and Music | Tagged original lyrics, original music, They say, Who are they, words and music
Tony Funderburk Posted on August 24, 2025 by TonyAugust 31, 2025
Island Day Spa where I say rah rah

It’s not exactly an island like you might have pictured in your mind. Especially since it isn’t way out in the South Pacific or some place exotic like that. So, it’s not really an island day spa. But I’m gonna take some poetic license and stick with my assertion.

Because it sure feels like an island day spa.

Yeah, you’ve got the beautiful blue and green clear ocean waters. And there’s sugary white sand. Plus there are lots of seagulls, pelicans, and other seaside birds making their presence known. And on the right days, it can all add up to a very therapeutic look and feel.

And Elgielene and I will be calling that part of the country home. Again.

She did a lot of her growing up there. It’s the area where we met all those years ago. And we have quite a few extended family members there. I won’t go into why that’s a big factor, right now. But just know we’re both looking forward to it. And we believe it will be a very beneficial move. And the move is only a few weeks away now.

Where, you ask? The Emerald Coast of Pensacola, Florida.

So, that’s why I’m in sort of an island spa mood right now. And that reminds me of a song I wrote for kids of all ages to enjoy. Here are the lyrics to….

Island Day

Over in the mango tree
Toucan looking straight at me
Starfish in the ocean waves
Dolphin, laughin’, misbehaves

Oh, oh, oh, it’s an island day
And Oh, oh, oh sail your cares away
Oh, oh, oh, cross the seven seas
Oh, oh, oh, on a clear cool Breeze

Parrot is a private eye
Big Blue whale don’t tell no lie
Swordfish out there watching you
Wonders what you’re gonna do

Chorus

If you want to roam,
A little while away from home,
Let’s catch the rising sun
Never will the fun be done…

King crab with his mighty claw
Claims that he’s from Antigua
And he says, “Hey, if you please,
Set a course-up to The Keys?”     © 2008 TF

Get my Tony’s Rhyme and Reason Daily Devotional, my ongoing Devotional that’s Logical AND Emotional. Because then the flashes of light I share on my website come right to your inbox. So you can spend your valuable time reading and listening instead of searching. And, to show my sincere appreciation for your time and attention, I’ll send you download links to books and music, right away. Kids from 3 to 103 can enjoy these fun goodies.

Daily Devotional

Stay tuned,

Tony Funderburk signature logo

Posted in current events, Funderbolts, road stories, Tony Funderburk, Words and Music | Tagged Florida, island beaches, Island day spa, Pensacola
Tony Funderburk Posted on July 21, 2025 by TonyJuly 21, 2025
Hilux pickup has run into a hiccup

It was around this time of year, the summer of 1979 to be more precise, when I bought a little blue Hilux pickup from a Toyota dealership in Houston Texas. I remember the test drive. It was a hot, humid day, very normal for Houston, and I actually ran out of gas from the test drive.

So, I had to sit in a very hot Hilux pickup till the dealership brought more gas.

And that was after a walk to a convenience store to find a payphone. Because, yeah, that’s what you had to do back in those ancient days. Virtually no one drove around with a cell phone or mobile phone. And so-called smart phones were even invented yet, of course.

Anyway…

I had already done test drives in just about every other make, and model a small pickups their were back then. And I had narrowed my choice down to be either a black Datsun pick up or the blue Toyota. I liked that the Toyota had more headroom so it didn’t feel so small. And I liked how spunky it was.

So, I had kind of a World According to Garp moment. And I figured, hey, I’ll take the running out of gas as a sign that this should be my choice. After all, how likely would it be to do that again anytime soon. Especially since running out of gas gave me a clear indication of how the meters on the dash worked.

Win win.

OK, I shared all that with you to give you a little peek into the origin of my time as a small pickup owner.

Fast forward 46 years, and that little Hilux pickup is still in my garage.

But…

The recent turn of events in my personal health (or lack of health) have put my decades long relationship with Ol’ Blue in jeopardy. For one thing, the pick up has a standard transmission, and that requires working three pedals, and that third pedal requires the use of my left leg and foot. And they are not what they want were, let’s just say that.

Plus, Elgielene and I or looking at some changes to compensate, hopefully, for my less than optimum motor control. And those changes might have to include selling Ol’ Blue. If you’ve never kept a vehicle for 46 years, or you’ve never literally explored America, over the years, in a trustworthy car, you won’t understand my dilemma. And when I say trustworthy, I mean like my pickup, which to this day still runs like a top.

Yeah, to say that parting with Ol’ Blue would make me sad is a significant understatement.

But I might have to face the facts that I’ve always known. Nothing in this life lasts forever. Life throws you curveballs. And time moves on. And there’s nothing you can do about that.

You don’t know all my circumstances. So I can’t really get a definitive solution to my dilemma from you. But if you have any ideas about how a couple of old buddies can stay together and maybe cruise few more miles together, drop me an email and let me know. It’s silly, I know. But it’s like this…

Tony And His Little Blue Truck

Tony kept his tools in a little blue truck.
It ran like a top, and it helped him make a buck.
He drove through the country of the brave and free
And saw lots of places most people don’t see.

The little blue truck kept rolling for years.
There must have been magic in each of its gears.
It did more work than any ten trucks should.
Maybe there were angels underneath its hood.

Tony kept the truck when he bought other cars…
In spite of its age and in spite of its scars.
He just wouldn’t part with his rusty old friend.
They still had to go up around the next bend.

Some people say they’ve seen those two drive by
With the headlights off in a moonlit sky.
If it’s true what they say, this might bring you luck…
Wave and smile at Tony and his little blue truck. © 2013

Get my Tony’s Rhyme and Reason Daily Devotional, my ongoing Devotional that’s Logical AND Emotional. Because then the flashes of light I share on my website go right to your inbox. So you can spend your valuable time reading and listening instead of searching. And, to show my sincere appreciation for your time and attention, I’ll send you download links to books and music, right away. Kids from 3 to 103 can enjoy these fun goodies.

Daily Devotional

Stay tuned,

Tony Funderburk signature logo

Posted in current events, Rhyme and Reason, road stories, Stroke recovery, Tony Funderburk | Tagged 79 Toyota pickup, Hilux pickup
Tony Funderburk Posted on April 11, 2025 by TonyApril 11, 2025
A lot of miles and words and smiles

30 thousand miles, added to the odometer of my new ‘73 Ford Maverick, in one year. And that’s a lot of miles for a guy whose drive to work was only about a mile and a half. But it’s also a lot of other stuff.

A lot of miles, memories, and consonants and vowels

I racked up so much more than just a bigger-than-normal number on the odometer. Because I always had my trusty Bic pen and spiral notebook on the seat beside me. And I ran more than one Bic pen dry. Plus, I eventually filled up a couple dozen spiral notebooks.

Now, I’ve heard (and read), I don’t know how many times, people think Kansas is boring and flat. So, how could I have racked up so many miles on my car…in Kansas? There’s nothing to see. Yeah, it’s true. Boring and flat. So, I suggest you drive on around, past, or through. Don’t stop in Kansas.

“There are no trees”

I’ve been alone before,
But never knowing such peace
As when I sat before that audience of trees.

“There are no hills”

Wind blowing through snowflake hills,
Ice castle all crumbling down.
Winter, in silence, is gone.
I watched it go with a frown.
Then, with a sigh, I remember saying good-bye
To Autumn the very same way.

“It’s just so boring”

The Autumn sky is full of colors
And sometimes drops of rain.
It makes me think of bygone summers
And riding on a train.
The golden sun, like Kansas wheat,
Would bake the fields of corn,
And I bucked endless bales of hay
And all my jeans were torn.

Sure, if the only part of Kansas you ever see is through the car window, on Interstate 70, you’ll get a somewhat monotonous perspective of it. But I didn’t rack up all those miles, on my Maverick, driving the interstate.

I meandered many dirt roads through scenery I might never see again. But I dilly dallied through delights from the mind of God that ink and words and spiral notebooks couldn’t contain them all. Big things I saw. Tiny things, too.

Just Imagine And You’re There

There’s a house in the ferns and the petals of the dahlias.
All you have to do is imagine and you’re there…
Breathing in the dew-fresh air.
Life is a breeze, mellow in the trees,
And Joy is there…you need only say please.
You can eat some watermelon
And drink dewdrop tea.
You can sleep until ten thirty…
Oh, it’s heavenly.
There’s a beach by a puddle
Where you’ll lie in the sun.
The fun will never end,
And the days will pass with care.
All you have to do is
Just imagine and you’re there.

All the poetic stuff I just shared was written as a result of driving a lot of miles through “boring” and “flat” Kansas. I hope the majority of people who see it that way always see it that way. And that they never break the heart of the Heartland.

Get my Tony’s Rhyme and Reason Daily Devotional. Because the flashes of light I share on my website come directly to your inbox. So you can spend your valuable time reading instead of searching. And, to show my sincere appreciation for your time and attention, I’ll send you download links to books and music, right away. Kids from 3 to 103 can enjoy these fun goodies.

Daily Devotional

Stay tuned,

Tony Funderburk signature logo

Posted in Rhymes For Kids, road stories, Tony Funderburk | Tagged a lot of miles, miles from nowhere, nostalgic memories, road stories
Tony Funderburk Posted on March 19, 2025 by TonyMarch 19, 2025
Canyon road, when it snowed, was a heavy load

She just wanted to grab a few things at the grocery store. But after she paid for the groceries, she went out the store’s front door and was hit in the face with a gust of wind filled with snow. The ground was already covered with about four inches of the white powder. That meant the canyon road home was too.

Thankfully, it was only a short drive on the canyon road.

But when it was snowy, it could get mighty slick and dangerous. And even though she knew better, she made her way to her car and slid into the driver’s seat. The little Kia Soul started right up, as always, and she put the defogger on full blast. After just a couple of minutes she was ready to go.

So, she pulled out of the grocery store parking lot and eased on to the snowy, slick road. Her hands squeezed the steering wheel so tightly it almost looked as though no blood ran through her fingers.

Then, she whispered a quick prayer,

“God, please don’t let me slide off into the ditch or the creek. Please help me make it home.”

She could barely see even 10 feet in front of the headlights. And they got dimmer, from layers of freezing snow sticking to them. A few times the tires lost grip and slid a little bit. And the young woman’s whole body would jerk as she gasped and panicked a little. But she kept gently easing the car forward, careful to look for the white and yellow lines in the road. But she could only see them here and there.

This drive, on the short canyon road, which would normally be about five to seven minutes, took half an hour. She felt like kicking herself for not letting her family know what time she left the store. Because, through the canyon she didn’t have any phone signal.

But she finally reached the main road that would get her home. So, she figured she’d made it through the worst. Wrong.

Wouldn’t you know?

Even though the main road was well-lit, it was also covered in about 4 or 5 inches of snow. And it felt even slicker than the other road. Plus, now she had to deal with multiple other “crazies” who didn’t seem slow down for the conditions at all. But she didn’t care if they didn’t like it, she slowed WAY down.

As she slogged along at only about 20 miles an hour, other cars whizzed by and splashed magnesium chloride slush all over her windshield. But she was determined. And she vowed to make it home to her loved ones. No matter what.

And she did.

But it wasn’t because she wasn’t afraid. It was because she decided to not give into the fear. Yes, fear IS an option. So, you CAN choose to fear. Or you can choose to do what God says to do.

Fear not.

Maybe you’ve got to deal with a blizzard in your life today. We’ve got a real one blasting through our city today. And that’s after almost 80 degrees yesterday. And maybe your challenge is something else. No matter what you’re up against, Fear Not is your best option. Or if fear hits you, out of the blue, at least don’t give in to it.

Choose to hold onto the promise God gave you: the “spirit of power and of love and of a sound mind“.

That won’t magically make the “blizzard” go away.

But it WILL give you the courage and strength to keep driving toward home.

The keys are in your hand. It’s up to you.
Take the wheel and conquer that canyon road.
You’re never all alone in what you do.
Let God’s word relieve your heavy load.

By the way, I send encouraging, regular issues of my Tony’s Rhyme and Reason Daily Devotional to my subscribers. It comes directly to your inbox so you spend your valuable time reading instead of searching. And, to show my sincere appreciation for your time and attention, I’ll send you download links to 2 of my Christian books for kids and 2 songs, right away, that grownups AND kids can enjoy.

Daily Devotional

Stay tuned,

Tony Funderburk signature logo

Posted in Rhyme and Reason, road stories, short stories, Tony Funderburk | Tagged canyon road, fear not, road stories
Tony Funderburk Posted on March 13, 2025 by TonyMarch 13, 2025
Riding bikes with no worries about likes

Let’s climb into my time travel ship and zoom way, way back to 1964. And let’s fly over the hilly countryside of Eastern Kansas. Look way down there. See those two little ants? Wait. Let’s fly down a little lower. Hey, those aren’t ants. It’s two young knuckleheads. Riding bikes down a trail in between a field of corn and a tree-lined creek. But hang on. Those aren’t just ANY two knuckleheads. They’re my younger brother and me.

Riding bikes was a HUGE part of our lives.

Because that was how we discovered whole new worlds. In the bright, Kansas summer sun. But also beyond sight and sound. Places that were 50 percent real. And 1000 percent imagination.

You might not believe me. But, back then, it was completely normal to do stuff that made you move your whole body. Or at least more parts of it than your thumbs and eyeballs. And, back then, if someone had said, “Let’s play some online games,” we’d probably ask, “Which line? Those lines in the street? Or the clothesline? Or maybe draw some lines, with chalk, on the sidewalk?”

Yeah, we would’ve thought about what kind of action-packed fun we could invent.

These days, most kids don’t get outside much. We hardly ever see them riding bikes. Weird thing is you can find more old men riding bikes than kids, now. And I know that’s not everywhere all the time. But it’s the norm.

Maybe kids forgot how to use their imagination to have fun. And maybe they need to ease back into it. So, maybe these simple ideas could jumpstart some action. Because these are games kids can even play on the front porch. Don’t even need to move into the yard if you’re not ready.

Check out these 5 games you can play on the front porch:

  1. Porch Chalk Obstacle Course  
    • What You Need: Sidewalk chalk  
    • How to Play: Draw an obstacle course on the porch with chalk. And include lines to hop along, circles to jump into, and arrows to follow. Kids can take turns navigating the course. And they can time each other or race side by side if the porch is wide enough. Add fun challenges like “spin 3 times” or “touch the railing.”
  2. I Spy: Porch Edition  
    • What You Need: Nothing!  
    • How to Play: One child picks something visible from the porch (e.g., a plant, a mailbox, or a car) and says, “I spy with my little eye, something [color/shape].” Then, the others guess what it is. And they take turns being the “spy.” It’s a great way to keep them entertained even as they sit still.
  3. Porch Bowling  
    • What You Need: Plastic cups or empty bottles, a small ball  
    • How to Play: Set up the cups or bottles in a triangle at one end of the porch. And kids take turns rolling the ball from the other end to knock them down. Count how many they hit each time for a fun scorekeeping twist.
  4. Simon Says: Porch Actions  
    • What You Need: Nothing!  
    • How to Play: One child is “Simon” and gives commands like “Simon says touch the door,” “Simon says hop twice,” or “Simon says sit on the steps.” But if they say a command without “Simon says,” anyone who follows is out. And kids take turns as Simon.
  5. Bubble Blast Porch Challenge  
    • What You Need: Bubble solution and wands (or a homemade soap/water mix)  
    • How to Play: Kids blow bubbles and compete to see who can pop the most before they hit the ground or who can blow the biggest bubble. And they can try “bubble tag,” where one kid blows bubbles and others race to pop them while staying on the porch.

These games are easy to set up and safe for the porch. And they can help young kids burn off energy and energize their imagination!

Here are some other ideas I wrote about a long time ago:

Tiddlywinks and pick up sticks
And rainbows and balloons.
Maybe add some marbles, too,
And silly, happy tunes.
Funtime in the bright sunshine
To while the hours away…
Oh, and what I wouldn’t give
To be a kid today.
I’d set up the checkerboard
And play a game or two.
Then go grab my bag of jacks
And see how well I’d do.
Maybe I’d go find my friends,
And we could fly a kite
Tied onto our fishing pole…
We’d send it out of sight.
Then we’d reel it in again
And go out riding bikes…
And we’d ride to secret lands
‘Cross levees and ‘cross dikes.
After that I’d say goodbye
And we’d all go our ways.
Yes, I guess that’s just how my
Imagination plays.  © 2013

Now, stop imagining and add your email address to get encouraging, regular issues of my Tony’s Rhyme and Reason Daily Devotional. It comes directly to your inbox so you spend your valuable time reading instead of searching. And, to show my sincere appreciation for your time and attention, I’ll send you download links to 2 of my Christian books for kids and 2 songs, right away, that grownups AND kids can enjoy.

Daily Devotional

Stay tuned,

Tony Funderburk signature logo

Posted in just for kids, Rhyme and Reason, road stories, Tony Funderburk | Tagged fun games, nostalgic imagination, riding bikes
Tony Funderburk Posted on February 16, 2025 by TonyFebruary 17, 2025
35 years ago, today, we both promised to stay

35 years ago, today. That’s when my beautiful Elgielene became my wife. We zoomed up high in the Denver, Colorado skyline (for real) and shared our vows to stay together through come-what-may. Then, lo and behold, we’ve done it.

And when I say we’ve been through some amazing things together, it’s no exaggeration. Those amazing things included 2 years of living together “on the road” full-time as I played music all around America. Not quite from sea to shining sea. But certainly across the fruited plains and purple mountain majesty.

Not long after our road life started, we shared our first anniversary in Springfield, Illinois of all places. I had a booking at a very nice hotel there. And I spent most of the day before our anniversary on the stage and on my keyboard composing a love song present for my bride.

I wanted to show her that I understood what she had gone through before we got together. And I wanted her to know how much character it showed to put her heart out there for me after all that. Plus, I wanted to be sure she understood I’d make her my top earthly priority. So I wrote her this song and sang it for her, from the stage, that evening of our first anniversary. My mom had even come there to be part of the party. The song:

Someday One Day

Someday; I’ll make it all worth your while
For sharing my life and never losing your smile.
It’s not that easy, but you tough it out.
You keep within what you’re doing without.

And I swear…

Someday; I’ll make it all worth the wait.
With all you’ve been through, still you harbor no hate.
You could be bitter, but you choose to forgive.
You took the punches but you live and let live

And I swear…

Someday; I’ll make it easier
One day; I know our world will be fair
Someday; one day…we’ll get there

One day we’ll make them stand up and stare.
We’ll laugh at their doubts,
But we’ll remember to care.
And for believing, my heart’s in your hand.
You take in stride what almost no one can stand

And I swear…

repeat chorus…inst…repeat chorus to end

© 1991

Amazing to think the journey started 35 years ago.

Take a second and join the growing body of believers who’ve already signed up for the Tony’s Rhyme and Reason Daily Devotional. And, to show my sincere appreciation for your time and attention, I’ll send you download links to 2 of my books and 2 songs, right away, that grownups AND kids can enjoy. Then, I’ll do my best to encourage you to sing a new song with the power of God’s love.

Stay tuned,

Tony Funderburk signature logo

Posted in current events, Faith Hope and Love, historical events, life is beautiful, road stories, Tony Funderburk, true love, Words and Music | Tagged 1st anniversary, 35 years ago, marriage vows, true love

Post navigation

← Previous Post

Sidebar Area

  • Add Some Widgets!
    This theme has been designed to be used with sidebars. This message will no longer be displayed after you add at least one widget to one of the Sidebar Widget Areas using the Appearance → Widgets control panel.
    You can also change the sidebar layout for this page using theme options.
    Note: If you have added widgets, be sure you've not hidden all sidebars on the Per Page options. You could switch this page to One Column.
  • Log in

Get A Free Rhyming Book About Creation - Books - Daily Devotionals - Rhymes For Kids - Rhyme & Reason Podcast - Songs
© 1997-2026 Tony Funderburk

Privacy Policy
↑