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Tony Funderburk Posted on September 8, 2025 by TonySeptember 12, 2025
Jade Green was not on the scene

Jade green. That color has always been stored in my mind ever since I was a little boy. Because my grandmother had a beautiful jade plant in her house that captivated me for some reason.

And every time I see a Jade green stone, I think of that plant.

But I also have a jade green memory from just a few years ago. And that memory was captured in some pictures at Pensacola Beach in Florida. There’s a whole section of the floor of panhandle known as the Emerald Coast. So, it’s not rare to be able to photograph Jade green water. I think most people prefer to get pictures of the blue or aquamarine colors. But the greens are beautiful too.

I took some pictures below one of the piers that stand along the beach. And when I get home, where I could see the pictures better, I was delighted to find some emerald water shots. I added a short poem to one to create a card of sorts that I gave to Elgielene. Other people enjoyed the picture too. And here’s the poem…

No mirrors.
No smoke.
Just an
Emerald cascade
Reflecting
The moments
Which,
Too quickly, fade.
Dive into
The memories
Soon after
They’re made
While gazing
At pictures
Of liquified jade.   © 2017 TF

I thought I remembered Jade being mentioned in a place or two in the Bible. But in the version I use, it’s not there. Some people say that it is mentioned in Exodus 20:17-21.

But my Bible says this…

“And you shall put settings of stones in it, four rows of stones: The first row shall be a sardius, a topaz, and an emerald; this shall be the first row; the second row shall be a turquoise, a sapphire, and a diamond; the third row, a jacinth, an agate, and an amethyst;  and the fourth row, a beryl, an onyx, and a jasper.”

That passage is talking about designing a breastplate for armor. Can you imagine going in the battle with all those stones sparkling in your enemy’s eyes? It sounds dazzling. But I don’t see Jade. An emerald is in there. But that’s not the same thing. Do you see Jade in your version of the Bible?

This isn’t the most important thing you’re gonna deal with all day of course. It’s just something that popped into my head. And I hope it entertains you and inspires you to find beauty and the small things around you.

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Posted in Bible study, Christian Articles, Count your blessings, Exodus, life is beautiful, Rhyme and Reason, Tony Funderburk | Tagged Jade Green, ocean waves, rhyme and reason
Tony Funderburk Posted on September 21, 2024 by TonySeptember 21, 2024
The Ten Commandments 2.0 that you don't know

You’re getting a treat. I’m gonna share The Ten Commandments 2.0 for Liberals, Re-publicans, and Legalists with you. And these aren’t written in stone (that I know of), so get a grain of salt handy. These were shared many moons ago on TheologyOnline.com And the co-authors’ names are at the end.

The Ten Commandments 2.0 (for Liberals)

1. You shall have no other gods, besides yourselves, before Me.
2. You shall not engrave the Commandments 1.0 in public.
3. You shall not take the name of God in vain except when excited.
4. Remember the Sabbath day for celebratory drinks at noon.
5. Honor your mother and paternity-tested father.
6. You shall not murder unless your name is Roe, or any other name.
7. You shall not commit adultery except by consent.
8. You shall not steal from anyone in your tax bracket.
9. You shall not bear false witness against anyone except under oath.
10. You shall not covet without meeting the criteria laid forth in 6, 7, & 8.

The Ten Commandments 2.0 (for Re-publicans)

1. You shall have no other gods between campaigns.
2. You shall not imagine for yourself absolutes.
3. You shall not take His name in vain; God bless the USA!
4. Remember Election Day to keep it holy.
5. Honor your father and mother with nursing home subsidies.
6. You shall not murder except by exceptions.
7. You shall not prohibit adultery.
8. You shall not steal except by faith-based initiative.
9. You shall not bear false witness except to rate Re-publicans 100% pro-life.
10. You shall not covet principles over party.

The Ten Commandments 2.0 (for Legalists)

1. You shall have no other gods before Me.
2. You shall not make for yourself a carved image.
3. You shall not take the name of thy God in vain.
4. Remember the Sabbath day to keep it holy.
5. Honor your father and mother.
6. You shall not murder.
7. You shall not commit adultery.
8. You shall not steal.
9. You shall not bear false witness.
10. You shall not covet.

by Tony Funderburk & Bob Enyart

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Posted in Bible study, Christian Articles, Christian resources, current events, Exodus, historical events, Tony Funderburk | Tagged ten commandments, the law, truth and grace
Tony Funderburk Posted on September 20, 2022 by TonyApril 24, 2024
Six thousand years ago, give or take a year or so

OK, stop me if you’ve heard this story (yeah, as if you could stop me). This story took place six thousand years ago. In a place very, very close to where you are right now. In fact, it took place exactly where you are right now. And it’s about the beginning of our little, blue planet. But before the story begins, let’s get an answer to a very important question. And the question is:

Why do Christians say the world began six thousand years ago?

Well, here’s a quote of an answer many (if not most) Christians give for that question.

“The reason that some Christians claim that the earth is only a bit more than 6000 years is that they take certain verses in the Book of Genesis literally. In the creation account in Genesis 1, the creation of the earth is described as occurring in six “days.” Most believers assume that these days are not literal 24-hour days.  They believe that these “days” are periods of undefined length.  The days are poetic descriptions of the stages over which God created the earth and the different life forms on the earth.  Genesis 1 is a metaphorical description of the process by which God created the heavens and the earth.”

Sometimes you can find an answer like this:

“A minority of Christian believers take the ‘days’ literally.  Fundamentalist Christians are unanimous about this belief. They are sometimes known of as “young earth creationists.” This explains the young earth, but it does not explain the 6000+ years. Genesis then gives genealogies which, if taken to have no gaps and fully literally, can be used to calculate an age of the earth to be between six and seven thousand years. Bishop Ussher, of Ireland, famously calculated that the universe was created in 4004 BC. Again, few Christians take these genealogies to be able to produce a precise age of the earth, but some do.”

OK, the people who say the days of creation were not “literal 24-hour days” are wrong. Let’s just get that out there straightaway. Because the creation account in Genesis is crystal clear that they’re days just like the days we experience now. Here’s a synapsis of that crystal clarity:

  • Genesis 1:5 NKJV
    God called the light Day, and the darkness He called Night. So the evening and the morning were the first day.
  • Genesis 1:8 NKJV
    And God called the firmament Heaven. So the evening and the morning were the second day.
  • Genesis 1:13 NKJV
    So the evening and the morning were the third day.
  • Genesis 1:19 NKJV
    So the evening and the morning were the fourth day.
  • Genesis 1:23 NKJV
    So the evening and the morning were the fifth day.
  • Genesis 1:31 NKJV
    Then God saw everything that He had made, and indeed it was very good. So the evening and the morning were the sixth day.

 

And don’t say, “Wait a minute. Those days could certainly be “poetic descriptions of the stages” of time God took to create.” Because, as always, the Bible clearly clarifies itself to anyone who’s willing to dive in a little deeper when necessary.

As for me, I believe the Bible actually says what it means. Sure there are metaphors sometimes. And allegories. And similes. But generally speaking, you can trust something like a reference to a day to mean a day like you experienced yesterday.

Not convinced?

That’s OK. Because I believe the conflict arises from a focus on the word, “day.” And I’ve read articles that expound on the Hebrew translation for “day,” which is yom. And most of those articles try to explain how yom, used with a number, is almost always associated with a literal day. Et cetera, et cetera, etc.

But let’s take the focus off the word, day. And put the focus on the evening and morning part. Notice it’s one evening. And one morning. Not plural evenings and mornings. What purpose would it serve God to confuse us and make us wonder (and debate about) what He meant by an evening and a morning being the first day? And second day. And so on.

Short answer is, it would serve NO purpose.

Still not convinced?

After the people of Israel had escaped Egypt, crazy as it might sound, they complained about their circumstances. And Moses told them, “At evening you shall know that the Lord has brought you out of the land of Egypt. And in the morning you shall see the glory of the Lord…”

There’s that evening and morning thing again.

Then Moses told them, “This shall be seen when the Lord gives you meat to eat in the evening, and in the morning bread to the full…”

Hmm…doesn’t seem like those could be “ages.”

Can you imagine eating that meat in one age and then waiting who knows how long before breakfast in another age? Yeah, no. That’s not how it went.

And that’s also not how it went when God created the heavens, the earth, and all the universe. He didn’t create all that just to have something to do. I believe He created all that (and all of us) because He’s relational, good, and loving. And He wanted and loved us even more than you and I want and love pets.

Of course, He could have created some slime and wait to see if and when it would evolve into something marvelous. But why would He want to wait to have more relationships? After all He’s God. He can create instantaneously. That’s how He created this world six thousand years ago. Or seven. Or just a few more.

And that’s infinitely FAR more amazing than creating a primordial soup and letting it stew for millions of years.

No. I love the God who’s incomprehensibly awesome and yet considers me to be his friend. And just in case you think this is just a religious thang, the point is, it matters to YOU regardless of your belief. Because if I’m right about who the one, true, living, loving Creator of all life is, then there are definite and permanent consequences for your choice.

God? Or no God?

Eternal life in Heaven? Or eternal anguish and torment in hell?

Door number one leads to is a bottomless well of Living Water to nourish your creativity and imagination forever. Door number two leads to a bottomless pit of fiery torment where your anger and resentment will never be quenched.

If you haven’t already, pick Door Number One.

I got kinetic love. I got potential love.
And there’s a kingdom come waiting down the line.
I got a lavish love. And I got a simple love.
And I gotta share this love ‘cause it ain’t just mine.
(from my song, Kinetic Love)

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Tony Funderburk Posted on February 27, 2017 by TonyJuly 3, 2026
You Might Not Be A Christian if you don't judge and 4 other things

Is there a chance you might not be a Christian?

Yes. That’s the short answer. What I’m about to share with you might make some people feel uncomfortable. Truth, so often, has that effect. But truth needs to be shared even though it’s getting more and more difficult for many people to hear it. In fact, I might have already offended you, and I’ve hardly even begun to illustrate how you might not be a Christian. However, I hope you’ll stick with me and check my statements with what the Bible says about it. And I promise to make this quick and easy…maybe not painless, but easy.

I’ll list five fairly common misconceptions that many Christians pass around. And I’ll share Biblical evidence to refute those ideas. Here goes…

1. Judge not –

This is one of the biggest signs you might not be a Christian. If you call yourself a Christian and you say Christians aren’t supposed to judge, I wonder if you’ve actually read the entire passage in Matthew 7. What that passage is actually teaching is that you ARE supposed to judge. It’s telling you not to judge IF you don’t want to be judged yourself. In other words (found in the same passage) don’t judge like a hypocrite.

2. It’s all part of God’s plan –

The world is full of chaos, confusion, and evil. None of that is part of God’s plan. Yes, He has a plan. But…hold onto your seats…it’s not the same plan He started with when He created the world. God tells us not to do evil so that good may come of it. He also tells us He is not the author of confusion. He even tells us things happen by chance…and that’s written in RED. God is not like a do-as-I-say-not-as-I-do father. He wants us to follow Him and His ways. And, like any good and loving father, He allows us to mature and make our own decisions. Trouble is…we make bad decisions.

3. God loves everybody the same –

Ooh…this is a tough one, isn’t it? Let me ask you a quick question. Do you think God loves the people in hell the same way and just as much as He loves the people in Heaven? Here’s the thing…God desires that no one would go to hell. But He realizes that in order to give us our choice to love Him or not, most people choose not to love Him. It’s uncanny. It’s surreal. And it’s true. So, God made a place where you can go if you don’t wanna live with Him, in His love, forever.

4. God created evolution –

This one is too complicated to go into at length, but let me say…if you don’t believe in the literal, six day creation account found in Genesis (and confirmed in Exodus), then you might not be a Christian. That’s because it’s the foundation for the whole Bible. If you can’t trust that God could create the whole universe and everything in it in six literal days, then you’re vulnerable to any other lie perpetuated about the rest of God’s word.

5. God made you “that way” –

No. God created you to be either male or female. Not something in between, and not something you can transition from or to. He lets you choose who you’ll be…even though He knows most will choose unwisely. He lets you choose whether you’d prefer to live with Him forever or be apart from Him forever. And if you’re willing to simply accept anyone as they are…unrepentant and rebellious against God and His design, you might not be a Christian. Your worldly wisdom might make you a fool.

OK…I told you it might not be painless. But it was quick and easy. What do you think? Agree? Or disagree?

Here’s a clip of lyrics from my song on this subject called “A Thousand Times No”…

And who are you to judge?
Your eyes can clearly see
That you’re no holier
Than him or her or me.

So should you shut your mouth
And skip the words of Paul?
Did he misunderstand
The Lord’s enduring call?

No, no…a thousand times no.

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