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Pro life articles by writer singer illustrator Tony Funderburk

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There it was again. Another story, in a long stream of similar stories, about adults helping a helpless baby. I mean, come on. Are you kidding me? It’s just a baby. It’s not like it’s important or anything. The reporter told the story like this. I’m not quoting. But this is the gist of it… If adults didn’t act fast enough, it would have … The rest of the story…

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She wrote a book telling you how to give a baby a safe and loving place. And the excerpt I read is so sickeningly sweet I think I got a cavity from just reading it. It’s just plain awful. Yeah, you read that right. That “sweet” book is awful. What could be awful about giving a baby a safe and loving place? Well, nothing. … The rest of the story…

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How can you spot an evil pro abort person? Easy. They’ve got the horns out of their foreheads. And red, pointed tail. Right? (*obnoxious buzzer sound*) Not necessarily. Well, we can’t rule out some of them having body-altering surgery to get that look. But that’s not the typical description. In fact, an evil pro abort person tends to want to look extra nice. Like … The rest of the story…