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Posted on July 22, 2020 by TonyJuly 27, 2020

Balloon sinuplasty and boy this pain is nasty

So, Tony…was the balloon sinuplasty fun?

Oh yeah. If you’re looking for something to do on your next vacation, let me suggest taking a nice balloon sinuplasty ride. Because it’ll be a vacation you’ll never forget.

Balloon sinuplasty has a fun ring to it, right?

Yeah, about as fun as kissing your mother-in-law on the lips.

But seriously, considering the surgery involves a doctor poking stainless steel instruments, a small balloon, and a suction device into your face, it’s not unbearable.

And by “not unbearable” I mean a human body can bear it. Otherwise I wouldn’t be here to write about it today. But I feel pretty sure the numbing agents make all the difference. I can’t imagine taking the cowboy movie approach to dealing with the pain. Because I don’t think biting on a bullet with a belly full of booze would have done the trick.

And just in case you think you might be missing out on the fun, let me share a couple of things with you.

First, the doctor sprays a few pumps of a numbing agent up your nose. And this is done in the safe room. Shortly after that you go into the, shall we say, not-so-safe room.

And in that second room the fun really starts. Oh, before I go any further, I should let you know I opted for mild sedation. Because I don’t do well with the total knockout anesthesia. Anyway…in the second room the doctor takes out the big guns. And by big I mean you take one look and wonder how that’s gonna fit down your nose and deep into your face.

But the tools fit. And here’s how it went.

The doctor said, “OK, we’re gonna numb you some more. And you’re gonna feel a slight pinch.”

Yeah, that was actually true.

After a few more of those pinches, the doctor said he was starting the procedure.

And that’s when I closed my eyes, said my prayers, and laid completely still. I gotta say, the noises I heard were noises you never want to hear coming from your face. First, the tugging. Then, the grinding. And worst of all the cracking sound when the balloon inflates.

Who wants a beer? Have you tried the guacamole?

Anyway…after about ten years it was all over. And they raised the chair back up, let me get my bearings, and made sure I left the unsafe room, safely.

My beautiful wife drove me home. And we lived happily ever after.

Until the numbing agents wore off. But I’ll leave that for another time. Don’t wanna drop all the fun on you all at once.

Suffice it to say it is rough.
And doing this once is enough.

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Posted on July 21, 2020 by TonyJuly 27, 2020

This is the day

Well, I’ve mentioned this on the The Power of God’s Love Podcast. And I’ve talked about it a little, here on the website. And this is the day it happens. When I have steel instruments and a balloon shoved into my face. What?!

Yeah, this is the day I have a balloon sinuplasty procedure performed on me.

And I’m hopeful and confident this will help me get over this head problem I’ve dealt with for two and half years. Because my ENT doctor told me he believes he can help me get better. And I like the sound of that.

My health has been compromised for so long I might not know what to do with myself if and when I can actually get well. And I have high hopes I can get my singing voice back. Because that’s probably been the most disheartening part of it. My voice has always been something I could rely on. But the past two and a half years it has been way off.

Turns out, my body has been fighting a severe sinus infection. And the cause has been a couple of block sinus pathways. So, what they do is insert a tiny balloon into those areas, inflate it, and “remodel” them. And then they use some other ominous tools to open things up further.

Can’t say I’m looking forward to that.

But I AM looking forward to opening those pathways up and breathing well again.

And I don’t recommend ever getting a sinus infection. Especially if your sinuses aren’t open enough to drain properly. But if you don’t know if yours are or not, I recommend avoiding situations like what I got myself into.

If you have to be around dust, mold, or other airborne toxins, be sure to wear a mask. And I’m not talking about one of those silly cloth masks everybody’s wearing right now. I mean the proper, industrial strength mask for the job. Because I believe I wore something good, but not appropriate for the work. And the drywall dust, I worked around, settled into my sinuses. And the trouble started.

So, please…avoid what I’m about to go through today. Take care of your sinuses and lungs. Because they’re an awesome part of your human design. But they can be mighty hard to heal.

But this is the day
When the problem goes away.
And I hope it never ever will return.
I look forward to
What the doctor’s hands can do
Even though it is a hard lesson to learn.

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Posted on July 20, 2020 by TonyFebruary 10, 2025

Monday is here and there's nothing to fear

Monday is here. Did you notice?

It seems like, in this day and age, there wouldn’t be as much dread about it. But when I was searching for something this morning, I noticed the phrase, Monday is here, was a popular search term on Google. So, I clicked it to see why.

It seems like people still don’t like when Monday is here.

About three fourths of the posts and images I saw for that search term were about dread. And I think one of the funniest I saw was a meme that said “If Monday had a face, I’d punch it.” Yikes. I think someone doesn’t like his job.

But there was another group of people who seem to be encouragers. And they said things like, “When life gives you a Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.” I’ll go out on a limb, take a wild guess, and say that wasn’t a man who shared that. (Not a real man anyway.)

And I guess I’m just not up on who’s working where these days. Because I figured there were enough people working non-traditional schedules. In other words, not working the usual Monday through Friday jobs. But, it appears most people still do.

Where do you fit into this? Do you work the traditional five days a week with Saturday and Sunday off? Or do you work some other 40 hours? Or even 60 or more?

Wherever you fit it, I hope your week starts off great. And soars from there.

And Monday is another chance to say
I hope you have a mighty awesome day.
And use your gifts to serve your fellow man
In ways that you should know only you can.

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Posted on July 19, 2020 by TonyApril 24, 2024

A new day to make hay with something to say

It’s a new day

So what! Big deal. A new day comes around every twenty-four hours. So, what makes this one any more special than all the others? And why do so many people try to pump you up with all this rise-and-shine nonsense?

A new day means you’re alive.

And you’re able to do something about your life. Even if it’s not much. You’re able to do something. Because you’ve been given another day of life. And that ain’t no small thing.

If you got up with a bad attitude this morning, go back to bed and shut up. Nobody wants to hear your complaining and whining. And if you got up feeling like the world owes you something and hasn’t paid up, you need a feeling detox. Because your toxic emotions don’t do anything positive for anybody. Least of all, you.

It doesn’t matter what you’re dealing with today. Because, as the old saying goes, this, too, shall pass. And the important thing to focus on is how you can serve someone else today. Emphasis on “someone else.” Not you.

And I promise you this…and it won’t happen suddenly…once you focus on serving others, your bad days will get better. Because you’ll do something to your soul. And I know it works because it’s designed to work.

Yeah, you were created for a day like this.

So, live like God loves you. And like He wants you to love others. Because He does.

I can’t wake up. It’s way too soon.
I’d rather sleep till this afternoon.
But dreams won’t come and eyes won’t close
And air won’t pass through this broken nose.
So, I’ll get up and write a bit
And chase a thought till I capture it
And write it down for you to read.
I hope you won’t think it’s just a screed,
Just boring words to muddle through
‘Cause that’s the last thing I’d want to do.
So, bear with me. We’re almost done
With all this nonsense and all this fun.
I think my nose has opened up.
A new day drifts from my coffee cup.

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Posted on July 18, 2020 by TonyMay 15, 2023

Rhymes without reason consistently squeeze in

Rhymes without reason in church

Have you noticed how many rhymes without reason there are in church songs these day? And I say church songs because so many of them aren’t worship songs. And they don’t even rhyme all that well. Am I biased about this? Of course. But I’m also right.

Rhymes without reason are almost like treason.

Not treason against “the state.” But treason against God. Because so many of the songs, played in church these days, are “me”centered. Not focused on the actual message found in God’s word. But repetitiously focused on feelings. And they drone on and on and on and on.

If you’re a praise and worship leader or music director in your church, I urge you to re-evaluate your music. And consider whether it focuses on feelings or actually moves the message of grace forward the way, let’s say, Paul would.

Paul repeated his message from group to group. But he certainly wasn’t repetitious. And his message to the Body of Christ was often filled with admonishment and exhortation. With eyes focused on the prize. And not simply how he felt about it.

Of course, I’m not saying you can’t sing about your joy, love, and peace.

And I believe those should come with the job of serving the Savior. Even when you don’t always feel those feelings.

But I AM saying the almost mantra like music in church these days as almost exclusively about feelings. Not much diving into God’s word at all. And those melodic rhymes without reason help to eventually conform a church to the world. Totally opposite of what they should be doing.

A little musical food for thought

Give your rhyme a reason to go out
And tell the world what God is all about.
Dive into His message and you’ll find
It can still transform the darkest mind.
Trust His word to never return void.
And new songs, with it, will be enjoyed.

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Posted on July 17, 2020 by TonyJuly 17, 2020

Better off than others except my sisters and brothers

Are you better off than others?

And, by the way, it’s OK to be better off than others. So, don’t lay any guilt on yourself if and when you get more or have more than somebody else. It’s just how life works. Because even though we’re all created equal, in value, we’re not equal in opportunities and skills. Despite what certain people would like you to believe. But I might not mean what you might think I might mean.

Most times, it’s something inside you that makes you better off than others.

I’m sure you’ve heard the buzzwords in motivation speeches. Determination. Persistence. And Attitude. And coaches and mentors and “leaders” use those words a lot. Because they work.

On some people. Not most.

Most people don’t wanna get pumped up. Or if they do, it’s just for a little while. Like during “the game.” Or for a party. But certainly not so they’ll end up better off than others.

And that shouldn’t be anyone’s ultimate goal. Because, the bottom line is…you’re not a good person. You don’t deserve any of life’s luxurious amenities. But don’t feel bad. Those people who already lounge in luxury don’t deserve it either. At least not on a good person versus bad person scale. Because no one is good.

No one!

Not without the source of goodness.

And that source is the one, true, living, loving Creator of Heaven, Earth, and the universe. But the sad news is…the overwhelming majority of people on our little, blue planet want nothing to do with Him.

And that’s what makes you and me better off than others.

You and I decided we want hope. So, we choose the enduring hope found only in the One who endured suffering beyond imagination to give us that hope. But just because we’re better off doesn’t mean we’re better THAN. Far from it.

So, my encouragement, today, is this.
Go tell someone you love who Jesus is.
And use those unique skills He gave to you.
And let His holy wisdom lead you through.

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Posted on July 16, 2020 by TonyJuly 17, 2020

Young galaxies in space give me a happy face

Young galaxies are everywhere

Well, they’re not here on earth. That’s just silly. But young galaxies are all over the place in space. In fact, none of them are more than several thousand years old. And in space time that’s young. Are you still with me?

Thinking about young galaxies makes me remember way back in 1964.

I’ve mentioned, before, how my Mom and Dad split up when I was a wee lad. Only about 4 1/2 or so. And my Dad remarried first. But a couple of years after that my Mom remarried. And my brother and I were blessed to have step-parents who were total opposites from all the step-parent stereotypes.

But, that’s not why I brought this up. After my Mom remarried, it was just a couple more years until she and my step-dad bought a brand new, shiny red, 1964 Ford Galaxy station wagon. And I still remember that as the first car I ever rode in with that “new car smell.”

So, there we were. In the summer of 1964. A new, young, blended family in a brand new Galaxy. And of course, we had to take everyone for rides in the new car. It was just the thing to do way back then.

Fast forward.

Now, anyone who still has a 1964 Ford Galaxy station wagon is the proud owner of an old classic automobile.

But anyone who gazes toward the heavens, through a telescope or even just through their naked eyes, still sees young galaxies. Because, like I said, if they’re only a few thousand years old (and they are), then they’re not considered old.

But does it even matter?

Sure does. Because, it makes me happy.

And if that’s not enough reason for you, here’s what an amazing scientist says about it. “Slow, natural processes cannot form such huge galactic structures; rapid, supernatural processes may have.”

By the way, “supernatural processes” is just another way of saying…God did it.

And the good news is…

Since God designed the universe
And then redeemed us from our curse
We’ll live beyond the galaxy
In His great love, eternally.

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Posted on July 15, 2020 by TonyJuly 23, 2020

Manly Bible study you should share with your buddy

Guess who needs a manly Bible study

Men. Guys. And every person who was born a male. I think that covers it. And why do I say men need a manly Bible study? Because most men, at least most of them in typical churches in America, are getting that.

Wanna know a great source for a quick manly Bible study?

Try Psalm 18. It’s not gonna give you an in-depth look at theology. Or epistemology. Or even eschatology. But what it IS gonna give you, and plenty of it, is a manly look at our super manly God.

Now, before you go off the deep end (or think I’ve gone there), I know God the Father is not a man. But guess who IS a man. God the Son. Jesus. And He is the manliest man who ever lived. And He’s fully God, too. So, when David, “servant of the LORD”, talks about his rock and fortress and deliverer, he’s not talking about some all-forgiving peace hippy.

No, Psalm 18 is full of strong, powerful descriptions of our living, loving Creator. And there’s lots of earth shaking, hills quaking, fire and smoke, and hailstones. Coincidentally, as I’m writing this it’s hailing outside. And even though the hailstones are small, they make some noise. So, imagine hailstones big enough to get mentioned in the Bible.

Anyway…

Psalm 18 also talks about God’s power over brightness and darkness. Foundations of the world are uncovered. And there are “lightnings in abundance.” Does this sound like a peacenik or a pacifist? Hardly. And David even has faith he can jump over walls and face enemy troops alone. Because he knows God will be with him.

But you know what else is manly about God?

His mercy.

It’s not like God takes pleasure in pounding wicked people down. He’d much rather show mercy. But He shows mercy to the merciful. And His love knows no limits for those who love Him.

But just know. If and when you decide to go up against God, you’ll lose. And there will be no avengers or justice league superheroes who will be able to withstand His justice. Because this isn’t a fictitious Thanos we’re talking about. This is the one, true, living, loving Creator of Heaven, Earth, the universe, and all of us. And that’s as manly as it gets.

Manly men love God’s truthful word.
It’s the best news they’ve ever heard.
So, right now is the time to start.
Be a man after God’s own heart.

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Posted on July 14, 2020 by TonyNovember 13, 2021

Do Right Songbook Journal to focus on what's eternal

What this country needs is a good
Do Right Songbook

What?! A Do Right Songbook? Seriously? Yeah. And if every person in the country had one, there’d be no more fighting and looting in the streets. No more political differences. No more broken relationships. And basically no more crime. Period. Too far?

Yeah, a Do Right Songbook isn’t gonna help with any of that.

But I don’t think it’ll make any of that any worse either.

Because, after all, it’s just a bunch of songs about faith, hope, and love. And maybe a few thought provoking ideas, too. But hey, even Kanye does that. And isn’t he supposed to be cool for doing that?

Some loyal readers (and listeners) are familiar with this collection of songs. But what nobody knows…till now…is that you don’t have to buy a CD to get them anymore. By the way, some of you might not know this, but a CD is a round, plastic disk that music used to be digitally “burned” onto.

Yeah, now all the songs are found in a super secret link inside the book.

But this is no ordinary lyric book. Because it’s also a journal. With lots of pages. So you can write down and keep your own ideas and inspirations. And that means it’s like two books in one. A songbook. And a journal.

“Wow, Tony! Is that why you call it a songbook journal?”

Bam! There’s no sneaking anything past you. Yeah, that’s exactly why. And the songs included are:

Have To Believe
Everlasting Everywhere
Cliché
Feed Me
Safe And Sound
Power of the Word
Say Yeah
Beat The World
Carry The Dream (a 2020 version coming soon)
Impossible Odds
The Living End
Believe And Begin
Do Right

Now good golly, Wally, you should go get your own copy right away. And be sure to look for that super secret link inside.

(https://www.amazon.com/Do-Right-Tony-Funderburk/dp/B08CWJ7HB7)

Do right…and risk the consequences
And do right…whatever you do
Do right…and don’t you stand on fences
Now whatever you do with all of your might…Do Right!

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Posted on July 13, 2020 by TonyJuly 15, 2020

Sittin’ here in gonna wanna shoulda mode

Well, sometimes I’m sittin’. And sometimes I’m standin’. But right now, there’s a whole lotta gonna wanna shoulda in my life. Does that ever happen to you? Maybe I should clear up what I’m talkin’ about.

What does gonna wanna shoulda even mean?

I love how flexible our English language is. And I’m way more impressed by how much we can understand even when the language is slanged out and torn up.

For example, I know you know that gonna means going to. And wanna means want to. And shoulda means should have (shoulda comes from should’ve, not should of). Right?

Plus, I know you know what people are talking about when they put all three together. Right?

It’s about intentions. And most of the time it’s implied good intentions. But it usually means the kind of good intentions the road to hell is paved with. Can I get an amen?

But sometimes, I believe, it can be about something else. And that’s where I am, with it, today. Because I’ve been dealing with a relentless health issue. And it has taunted and tainted me, six ways from Sunday (That’s an idiom, for you younger readers. And it means in just about every way possible) for the past two and a half years.

As you might have noticed, I’m a voice and words guy. And I’ve spoken, sung, and written for a living…as well as for entertainment. So, it’s frustrating, to say the least, when I can’t use my skills to their fullest potential. And that’s what I’ve been battling for over two and a half years.

But here’s the thing…

I’m still gonna. Sing, that is. And speak. And write. But the vocal part is the big challenge right now. Because apparently all the sinuses in my head are infected. And they’ve been that way for a long time. My ENT doctor believes he can rearrange small bones behind my nose. And that’ll allow my sinuses to drain and open me up again.

And that’s scheduled for next week.

So, I’m gonna be healing up for a week after that. Then, I look forward to getting my normal voice back. So I can sing till the cows come home and even sing to the cows. (Don’t know what that means exactly.)

And I wanna ask for prayers for my doctor. Pray that he’s skilled, cautious, alert, in a good mood, and whatever else you can think of that could help.

And I probably shoulda gotten this done a couple of years ago. But I didn’t even know what I was dealing with.

.Better late than too late, right? Anyway…

Thanks, in advance, for adding me
To your thoughts and prayers, intentionally.
Please let me know if you’d like me to,
And I will also gladly pray for you.

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Posted on July 12, 2020 by TonyJuly 23, 2020

A star is born – no, not that one

I believe I’ve seen three out of four versions of the movie, A Star Is Born. I know I’ve seen first one from 1937 starring Janet Gaynor and Fredric March. And I’m pretty sure I saw the second one with Judy Garland and James Mason. And I know I saw the third one, in 1976 starring Barbra Streisand and Kris Kristofferson (didn’t like that one) But I haven’t seen the fourth version starring Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper. And I doubt I will. But none of these “stars” are the one I’m talking about right now.

Evolution says a star is born. Not created.

But is that scientific? And if so, has it ever been observed?

The answers are, no. And no.

If you wanna write a fictitious story and make a movie out of it, I have no problem with that. And I’ve watched plenty of movies like that. And enjoyed a lot of them. But if you wanna make up a story about how stars and planets got here, Houston, we have a problem.

Dying stars have been observed. And scientists call those supernovas. Kind of a cool name. But it doesn’t matter what you call ’em. The point is…scientists have seen supernovas. But they’ve never seen the birth of a star. Because that doesn’t happen. And if it did, there’s a little something called “photography” that would have proved it by now.

And here’s a quote from a PhD. from M.I.T. that emphasizes the fallacy of star births.

“If these stars evolved, they should show easily measurable characteristics, such as extremely high rates of rotation and enormous magnetic fields. Because these characteristics are not observed, it seems quite likely these stars did not evolve.”

And do you think I’m just referencing a scientist with a “Christian agenda”? If so, you should know Dr. Walt Brown (the previously mentioned PhD. from M.I.T.) was an evolutionist for much of his life.

But Dr. Brown actually wanted to see where science would lead. Not where he could lead it. And it lead him to God and

Creation.

And there’s no better place to be
For now and for eternity.

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Posted on July 11, 2020 by TonyJuly 23, 2020

Count your blessings. They're not just window dressings.

Life got you down? Count your blessings.

I’d like to encourage you, today, to count your blessings. But I don’t want you to spend the whole day on it. And you certainly could. Because you have way more than you might first think. Yeah…even you.

When you count your blessings, something cool happens.

You start to see how your whole life is a blessing. And, if you’re honest with yourself…and pay attention, you see how you could literally spend the whole day counting. Because the blessings are in the details. In spite of the fact that so many people say that’s where the devil is.

I mean, think about it. Your blessings start the minute you get up in the morning. In fact, even before you get up. Your pillow is a blessing. And your mattress. And don’t forget the bed linens. Wow, that’s almost a half dozen. And you’re not even out of bed yet.

Then you sit up on the edge of the bed and put on some clothes. Shirt. Blessing. Shorts. Blessing. Sandals. Blessing, blessing.

Maybe there’s a quick trip to the restroom. An indoor restroom? Are you kidding me?! Boom! On the list. Right? And then, you walk through the house (check), across the hardwood, manufactured, or carpeted floors (check) to the kitchen (check).

And you get a cold glass of water from the filtered pitcher of water in the fridge (check, check, check, check). “Hmm,” you think to yourself, “Should I make 8 cups of coffee? Or 9?” And you decide on 9. So, you add more filtered water to the coffee maker. And you scoop out some of your organic coffee and add it, too. (check, check, check, check)

Hey, this is really starting to add up!

And you haven’t even gotten past the morning java yet.

Now, of course, I’m describing a typical life here in America. And I’m sure it fits a lot of other people in other parts of the world. And I’m also sure not everybody has all these same blessings. But every person on the planet has way more blessings than they deserve.

Because every person on the planet is broken. And needs to be fixed.

Sadly, most don’t want any part of the fix. So, they mope and complain through life. And they arrive at the end of it only to find the worst is yet to come.

But you’re not gonna be one of those.
Because you know where all of that goes.
And you’re just like me. We’d rather live free
Than to die by the turn of our nose.

(By the way, your blessings are infinite.)

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Posted on July 10, 2020 by TonyJuly 10, 2020

T minus ten till I start breathin' again

It’s T minus Ten and counting

Hey there Rhyme and Reasoners. Hope you’re doing mighty, mighty fine. As I lay these thoughts down, it’s a Friday afternoon. So, I guess the weekend is about to begin. And I remember that feeling well. Like, back when I was a carpenter in Houston, Texas. Especially on those humid, summer days. Yikes. I did the T minus ten countdown every Friday.

But the T minus ten I’m talking about today isn’t minutes. Right now it’s days.

Ten days till I go pay a guy a lot of money to break my nose.

Well, if you wanna get technical, he’s not really gonna break my nose. In fact, the hope is that he’ll fix it. Along with other parts of my head behind my face. And before you say it, no it’s not plastic surgery for my face. (I’m looking at you, Greg. And Jack. And Brian.)

For a little over 2 1/2 years I’ve been dealing with (translate: battling with) a sometimes debilitating breathing issue. And it got serious enough to rob me of many peaceful nights of sleep and even change the sound of my voice. Those of you who tune in to my The Power of God’s Love Podcast have heard that, no doubt.

It got so bad, that Elgielene insisted I go to the emergency room in the Spring of last year. And they were unable to determine what was wrong. Then, I went to several doctors who kept checking out my lungs…including a CT scan. And they couldn’t make a determination that made sense.

Finally, a few months ago, my primary care provider sent me to an ear, nose, and throat specialist. And the ENT doc first tried a round of antibiotics to clear up my sinuses. He told me if that didn’t work, he recommended surgery.

The antibiotics didn’t work. And he did a CT scan on my head and discovered all my sinuses were infected.

So, today, I went in for my “pre procedure” Q&A appointment. And I was able to see what the doctor’s gonna do to me. Like I said:

I’m gonna get my nose broken.

Just kidding. Sort of. Turns out, I’ll be having a procedure done that’s called balloon sinuplasty. And it’s where they actually insert a tiny balloon inside the closed up sinus areas, inflate it, and spread things open. And I’m getting this done because the inside of my head, behind my eyes and nose, is all messed up with that infection I mentioned.

Doc says most of these procedures are over in about an hour. But he expects mine will take about thirty minutes longer. Because every sinus is infected. And every opening in inflamed. Plus, there’s deviation in the septum. And I could go on. But you catch the drift.

Why am I sharing this gross stuff with you?

I don’t know exactly. It’s something I almost never do. But I believe I got myself in this sickly, painful position with too much exposure to drywall dust, mold, and other toxins. And I want to encourage you, especially if you’re not a spring chicken anymore, to be sure and wear a mask when you’re around those kinds of materials.

And I realize the whole mask thing is quite an issue these days. But I don’t mean that namby pamby kind of mask thing. I’m talkin’ about a real mask. For a real messy job. Do yourself a favor and avoid overexposure to the junk that can mess up your sinuses and lungs. Take it from me. When you can’t breathe right, it’s one of the spookiest feelings you can imagine.

So, don’t be a Tony.
And avoid this baloney.

(Prayers are welcomed and appreciated)

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Posted on July 9, 2020 by TonyJuly 22, 2020

Running is bad for you unless it's not bad for you.

Here’s why running is bad for you. And good.

Just read a couple of articles from a couple of different sources on why running is bad for you. Mostly it’s because of things like an improved cardiovascular system, stronger heart, greater blood volume, and improved resistance to infection. Oh wait…I think I got that wrong.

OK, now I’ve got it. Here’s why running is bad for you.

It causes joint problems, muscle imbalance, leads to excessive behavior, and it’s boring.

So, bottom line? Uh, doesn’t look like there’s not a clear bottom line to this. Right?

“Who cares, Tony? I’m not a runner anyway.”

Well, I’m not a runner either…anymore. But way back in the early 80’s I sure was. In fact, I remember training daily to run the Peachtree Road Race, a famous 10k run, in Atlanta, Georgia.

And I was a full-time professional musician at the time. And I don’t know if you know this, but, getting up early each morning, to go for a run, isn’t typical for musicians. But that’s what I did. Ran every day so I could increase my distance and stamina. And I remember how cool it was when I reached that “runner’s high” they always talk about.

The first time that happened, I was about a month away from the upcoming Road Race. And I was booked, for a month, in Hilton Head, South Carolina with a four piece band. (I was a drummer at the time)

Anyway…

One of those warm days I got my running shoes, shirt, and shorts on and took off into the coastal countryside. And I’ll never forget how I got to my usual 5 mile point but suddenly noticed my breathing got a lot easier. So, I kept going. And going. And it almost seemed like I could go forever without getting tired or out of breath.

But I had to get back to my room and get ready to play that night. So, I ran all the way back, and it felt great.

From that point on, I knew I’d have no problem with the Peachtree 10k Road Race.

Knowing I could do it helped me keep my eyes on the prize. And I can say, for sure, all the running I did was good for me.

But over 30 years have passed. And I don’t run anymore. But I walk. With my beautiful wife. And we get lots of miles in as regularly as we can. Walking is much healthier when your joints and muscles have endured multiple decades of use. But your results might vary.

One final note. Just because I stopped my physical running years ago doesn’t mean I don’t run. I do. But not with a 10k goal in mind. I’m talking about an infinite goal. And not to win a t-shirt or a ribbon. But an imperishable crown.

And that kind of running IS essential.
It’s full of providential potential.
You’ll reach a runner’s high, and it will multiply
In a way that’s never-ending exponential.

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Posted on July 8, 2020 by TonyJuly 22, 2020

Life flows like a river

Unless you’re a fictitious superhero, you’ll never be able to travel back and forth through time. Because life flows like a river. Always in the direction of the gravitational pull. Time isn’t a fabric to be folded and manipulated and traveled through. It’s a byproduct of Life.

Since life flows like a river, I’m glad I have a great boat.

I remember some fun times, on lakes and rivers, in my Dad’s boat. This was way back in the 20th century. And I was just a young teenager. And my Dad got a project boat from a guy who just wanted the mostly dry rotted thing out of his yard.

So, Dad put the boat in his garage and started pulling off all the bad wood. When it was all removed, all that was left was the the bow and the bottom. Even the transom had to be removed.

And Dad spent months rebuilding that boat. Then, there were days and weeks of applying layers of cheesecloth and fiberglass. And then the details like replacing the pulley system for steering, a new steering wheel, installing a new throttle, and more things I’m sure I don’t recall.

Dad also worked out a deal, with another guy, for a 35 HP Johnson outboard motor. I think he got it for just a few bucks. But it also needed some work. And he did that work, too, and got the motor purring like a (loud) kitten.

Finally, the day came when we got to take the boat to the lake.

And Dad discovered, the hard way, how many other details had to be taken care of before we could just go have a fun boating day. Registration for the boat. And the trailer. Life preservers for the amount of people on the boat. Lights for the bow and the transom. And probably more.

But at long last, the day arrived when we could put the boat in the water.

And Dad backed the trailer down the boat ramp. Slowly, but surely, the boat started to ease off the trailer. And I was about to release the cable from the front when I noticed the boat was filling up with water. And fast!

We had all forgotten to put the drain plug in.

So, I yelled the news to Dad. And he pulled the boat and trailer back onto shore. We drained the water and put the drain plug in. And Dad backed the boat and trailer into the water again.

Success!

No leaks. And we got in, put on our life preservers, and Dad pulled the crank to start the motor. With only a couple of tugs, the motor fired up. And we were on our way. We stayed close to shore till we knew it was “seaworthy.” And then Dad hit the throttle, and we skimmed across the lake.

There were many more trips to lakes and rivers. Because Dad had done a great job. And we had a great boat. Rock solid, sturdy. We knew we could depend on it to keep us afloat.

Now, Dad’s been gone for more than half my life. But those boating trips remain with me. And there were lots of them. Nice memories of simpler times. It sort of feels like I’ve been in that boat heading down the river ever since.

But there’s never been a day when I could go back up river. So, I wanna make sure the boat is pointed toward home. Because one day I’ll get out. And I’d certainly be sad if the trip had all been for nothing.

Outside the lines the grass is greener.
But that will not change my demeanor
Because my life flows like a river.
I’ll take what all my days deliver.

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Posted on July 7, 2020 by TonyFebruary 15, 2025

Everybody has selfish desires

Yeah, it’s a fact. An unflattering fact. But a fact nevertheless. You have selfish desires. And I do, too. But they don’t have to rule over you. Trouble is…most people in the world allow that to happen. In fact, they prefer it that way. So, what’s a “good person” to do?

First, acknowledge that you’re not a “good person”. Because of your selfish desires.

“What?! Me, not a good person? How dare you, Tony!”

Ooh…that’s a tough one, right?

Sure, you and I might get along and enjoy a conversation over a cup of coffee. And we might even have a lot in common. So much so that we could become lifelong friends. Even have each other over on holidays. But you’re still not a “good person.” Because of that darn selfishness thing going on inside you.

Now, easy there champ. You can say the same thing about me. And I won’t even hold it against you. Why?

Because the truth matters.

And if God, Himself, says nobody is good, then it’s gotta be the truth. Right? Right.

And He does say that. But what He also says…more times than once…is, you and I are redeemable. We don’t have to be selfish, little knuckleheads forever. But most of the people in the world don’t wanna hear about His solution for our problem. Because they wanna be their own king…or queen.

Sadly, they don’t realize their selfish desires lead to eternal fires. And whether those fires are literal or figurative doesn’t matter. What DOES matter is, they never burn out. And the souls caught in those flames will never find relief. So, here’s what I recommend.

Trust in the only good person who ever lived.

And get off your high horses.

Up on the mountains of self…
Looking inside of our hearts, we think we see.
Fallible searchers are we…
Without a standard to judge, how high we can be!

We’re riding our high horses.
We’re wearing our best leather and lace.
Yes, we’re riding our high horses…
Hoping to ride them away…
Ride them to favor and grace! © 1989

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Posted on July 6, 2020 by TonyJuly 12, 2020

Bad news travels fast but only the good news will last

Have you noticed how bad news travels fast?

How does that happen? Short answer, of course, is…people. Because people tend to have itching ears. And dark hearts. And bad news travels fast from hearts to ears and back to hearts. It’s a vicious cycle. Fortunately it’s far from a hopeless situation. At least for some people.

Good news is even gooder when bad news travels fast.

And, yes, I used bad grammar to illustrate a good point. They say it’s always darkest just before the dawn. And calmest just before the storm. And I’m adding that good news shines even brighter in the middle of all the bad. But you gotta know how to look for it. And where.

Keep in mind, when I say “good news”, I’m not talking about stories of puppies and rainbows. I’m talking about the kind of good news you can depend on to be good…for good.

And if there IS that kind of good news (and there is), don’t you think the world should know about it?

Yeah, me too.

But here’s the twisted irony.

Most of the people of the world don’t wanna hear that kind of good news. Because that kind of good news only comes from one source. And, sadly, they hate the source.

So, if you’re gonna share that kind of good news with them, they’re gonna hate you, too. Not all of them. But most. And you might feel disconnected from them when you refuse to compromise this good news. And, if you do, it means you’re doing it the right way.

“But Tony, how can I be doing it right if I share good news and feel disconnected?”

Well, it means you’re doing what your living, loving Creator told you to do. You’re refusing to be “conformed to this world.” And hopefully you’re renewing your mind, daily, so you can be transformed.

To be conformed to this world means you do pretty much what everybody else does. No matter how bad or wrong. But to be transformed means to be changed and different.

And because the world is overflowing with temptation to conform, you’re gonna need help. Fortunately help is there any time you need it. In fact, a little over five years ago I shared what to do when you need help as things grow darker in this world…

“Love God. Talk to God. Trust God.

Sound too simple? Remember, it’s best to keep things simple concerning evil. Start from a position of loving God. He gave you life. He knows you better than you know yourself. And He knows what you’re going through. He won’t let this evil world endure forever. Next…talk to God. Let Him know you love Him. When it comes to love, God is like us…He takes great pleasure in being told you love Him. Finally…once you’ve told God you love Him…trust Him to give you peace. Yes, even in the middle of so many dark days. That’s when His light can shine brightest. Let it shine through you. Stand up and be a beacon of hope. The good news of eternal life with your Creator should outweigh all the bad news on the doorstep.”

I believe you can do it. In fact, I know you can,
When you trust the One who’s fully God and fully Man.
And you might feel disconnected, but it will not last
‘Cause good news will transform you when bad news travels fast.

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Posted on July 5, 2020 by TonyAugust 18, 2022

Speaking into the air and nobody will care

Speaking into the air doesn’t work.

Here’s a childhood memory to illustrate why speaking into the air is an exercise in futility. And I hope I remember this correctly. But when I was around 6 years old, I remember going to a school playground with a couple of my stepsisters. And this was on a Saturday. Because we just wanted to play on the swings, slides, and the monkey bars. So, anyway…there we were at the playground…

And I wasn’t speaking into the air. I was singing.

Yeah, as far back as I can remember, I loved to sing. I’d sing while I was playing in the back yard. On hikes. In the shower. And as I got older…on long drives (or even short ones for that matter). Basically anytime I had the chance.

So, there we were. Playing on the playground. It was a brisk and breezy late Autumn day. And I climbed up the steps of a tall slide and sat at the top prepared to slide down. And the whole time I was singing. My stepsisters liked my singing. And they said they couldn’t hear me. They yelled to sing louder.

At first I thought they were making fun of me. But they told me they liked my singing and just wanted to hear more. So, I started singing louder. But the cold breeze sort of stifled my voice. It felt like as soon as the words came out of my mouth they were swept up in the cold breezes and blown through the air.

And it started to get even windier, which made my eyes water. And all that, including the fact that I was starting to get really cold, made me slide down and give up entertaining the sisters.

But why do I bring up this seemingly insignificant memory?

Because I ran across a line in 1 Corinthians 14, again this morning, where Paul told the Christians in Corinth how speaking in tongues could be like speaking into the air. And he wanted them to see how seeking spiritual gifts is fine. But not if it doesn’t help unbelievers. And speaking in tongues no one can understand doesn’t help anybody.

So, I recommend…

Speak in the language you speak.
And speak to any people who seek
The truth that’s found in God’s Word.
It’s the only way you’ll be heard.

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Posted on July 4, 2020 by TonyJuly 20, 2023

Fourth of July and a question of why for Lorelei

Lorelei and the fourth of July

Have a safe, fun, and happy Independence Day 2020. Here in America, we’re celebrating 244 years of independence from the tyrannical English government. Just like we do every fourth of July. And even though it’s much more important than just a phrase in a children’s book, that’s what I’d like to share today. Because it sets off fireworks in my head…even if nobody else gets it. So, here’s an excerpt from Lorelei’s Fandango.

Lorelei expected the street to be slippery. But instead her feet seemed gently magnetized. She took seven quick steps and heard clickety-clicks from each shoe.

And she saw sparks like those Fourth of July sparklers she loved.

Wow this was truly a magical street. Just as she started to take another step a giant, silver street light bent over, shined its light in her eyes, and said,

“Be very careful how you move your feet Lorelei.”

“What? How do you know my name? And why do I have to be careful how I move my feet?”

“We’ve been expecting you. This is Fandango Street. You should tap your feet,” the street light replied. “Of course, you could stomp your feet, wiggle your feet, kick your feet, or jiggle your feet. But”it’s best if you tap your feet. You can tap, can’t you?”

“Tap my feet?” Lorelei asked. “You mean like this?” And she tapped the toe of her right foot on the glass street. It made a tiny, tiny tapping sound.

OK, that’s the excerpt.

And here’s some lyrics from the song, Fandango Street, that sort of inspired the little book.

Dwight was a boy anybody would employ
‘Cause he worked his fingers to the bone
But he said he had to fly, get a piece of the sky
So he took off for the great unknown
Everybody said no, no, no But he still had to go
To make his whole life complete
And look for Fandango Street.

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Posted on July 3, 2020 by TonyAugust 25, 2024

Podcast interview from the author's point of view

From a recent podcast interview

Yesterday I had a podcast interview with Paul G. Brodie from the “Get Published” podcast. Paul’s a mighty nice guy, from Texas, who enjoys helping authors get some exposure and get published. So, I’m glad he invited me to be a guest on his podcast.

Here’s most of the questions and answers from my podcast interview with Paul:

Paul: What is the one piece of advice that you would give to a first-time author who is currently writing their book?

Tony: I suggest you find and build your audience FIRST. Then write for them and to them every day. Because writer’s write. So write every day.

Paul: And what do you feel is the hardest part about getting published?

Tony: It can be most difficult when you leave the responsibility of it in the hands of others. But when you take on publishing as simply another part of your writing work, then it’s actually pretty easy these days.

Because the traditional publishing route is fine.

But it’s not necessary when you write, every day, for that audience you built and keep moving forward.

Paul: Please share a marketing strategy that you have used in your book launch that worked well?

Tony: I connect my books to my music and share it all with my focused audience on my Podcast. And that’s in addition to a little bit through social media channels.

Paul: What is your favorite book and what was the #1 thing that you learned from it?

Tony: My favorite book is also known as a letter. It’s 1 Corinthians in the Bible. And the #1 thing I learned from it is”even if you conquer and overcome life’s challenges, even if you do amazing things, if you do those things without love, it’s all for nothing.

Paul: What is your favorite quote and why?

Tony: My favorite quote comes from that same book. “And now abide faith, hope, love, these three; but the greatest of these is love.”

Paul: Thank you for being our guest on the show! And what is the best way for people to find you online?

Tony: Thanks for having me on the show, Paul. And the best place to find me is: TonyFunderburk.com

Well, there you go. Short and sweet.

Paul told me this episode would be available to listen to on July 19. So, if you’d like to hear it, go to this link:

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/get-published-podcast/id1400407118

And if you’re an author who’s interested in taking your book to the published level, look him up. Because Paul might be the guy who can help you…

Write your Book Fast like a Pro and start Earning $$$
Learn to Build a Visually Engaging Book that readers Want to Buy!
Launch Your Book to a #1 Best Seller with Paul’s Proven Launch Strategy!

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So, Tony…was the balloon sinuplasty fun?

Balloon sinuplasty has a fun ring to it, right?

But the tools fit. And here’s how it went.

This is the day

Yeah, this is the day I have a balloon sinuplasty procedure performed on me.

Can’t say I’m looking forward to that.

Monday is here. Did you notice?

It seems like people still don’t like when Monday is here.

It’s a new day

A new day means you’re alive.

Yeah, you were created for a day like this.

Rhymes without reason in church

Rhymes without reason are almost like treason.

A little musical food for thought

Are you better off than others?

Most times, it’s something inside you that makes you better off than others.

Not without the source of goodness.

Young galaxies are everywhere

Thinking about young galaxies makes me remember way back in 1964.

But does it even matter?

Guess who needs a manly Bible study

Wanna know a great source for a quick manly Bible study?

But you know what else is manly about God?

What this country needs is a good Do Right Songbook

Yeah, a Do Right Songbook isn’t gonna help with any of that.

Sittin’ here in gonna wanna shoulda mode

What does gonna wanna shoulda even mean?

But here’s the thing…

A star is born – no, not that one

Evolution says a star is born. Not created.

Creation.

Life got you down? Count your blessings.

When you count your blessings, something cool happens.

Hey, this is really starting to add up!

It’s T minus Ten and counting

But the T minus ten I’m talking about today isn’t minutes. Right now it’s days.

I’m gonna get my nose broken.

Here’s why running is bad for you. And good.

OK, now I’ve got it. Here’s why running is bad for you.

From that point on, I knew I’d have no problem with the Peachtree 10k Road Race.

Life flows like a river

Since life flows like a river, I’m glad I have a great boat.

But at long last, the day arrived when we could put the boat in the water.

Everybody has selfish desires

First, acknowledge that you’re not a “good person”. Because of your selfish desires.

Trust in the only good person who ever lived.

Have you noticed how bad news travels fast?

Good news is even gooder when bad news travels fast.

“But Tony, how can I be doing it right if I share good news and feel disconnected?”

“Love God. Talk to God. Trust God.

Speaking into the air doesn’t work.

And I wasn’t speaking into the air. I was singing.

But why do I bring up this seemingly insignificant memory?

Lorelei and the fourth of July

And she saw sparks like those Fourth of July sparklers she loved.

From a recent podcast interview

Here’s most of the questions and answers from my podcast interview with Paul:

Because the traditional publishing route is fine.

Well, there you go. Short and sweet.

What this country needs is a good
Do Right Songbook